I don’t have a mission. I don’t have a torch to burn.

Oh, I’m not a true genius. I’m a near genius. I would say I’m a short genius. I’d rather be tall and normal than a short genius.

Well, you know, ‘Spaceballs’ is a weird combination, because it’s a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it’s crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, ‘Star Wars’, and ‘Star Trek’.

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.

When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I’ve always felt okay in Berlin.