Read moreA cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.
Read moreAs long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.
Read moreLook, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs, you’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive.
Read moreIf you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
Read moreTragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.