Read moreWhy shouldn’t I be allowed to say stupid, outrageous things?
Read moreThink of how many boring, blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretion of me.
Read morePeople who have a reputation for being evil are usually good.
Read moreIf someone thinks I’m posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I’m far too stupid to get into Eton.
Read moreIf I want to dislike women, I should be allowed to. As it happens, I love them. Women to me are privately worshipped and publicly disdained.
Read moreI think you are born, and I think you die. I have a pragmatic nature, but I yearn to believe.