Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.