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My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.

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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

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I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

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My photographs don’t do me justice – they just look like me.

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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

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It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core.

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