Read moreThe only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Read moreWhat I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Read moreWhatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Read moreMy recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Read moreYou know you’re old if your walker has an airbag.
Read moreYou know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.