Read moreBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Read moreMy mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Read moreThere’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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Read moreI asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’
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